Will has been a wealth of information recently, thanks to a book my sister gave him for Christmas. It's called The Encyclopedia of all Things Gross and Disgusting. Or something. He has warned us about cleaning out our ears, as we apparently need earwax for keeping our ears warm, among other things. He has also shown us a pressure point used to prevent vomiting (hmmm...I can see myself frantically trying that at some point). He has even started passing some of this useful information on to his friends. Oh dear.
Last night, Will asked me if i knew what an "uhlcar" was. When i said that i didn't, he went on to tell me that it's something you can have that affects the lining of your stomach. He said "I keep telling my friend Jordan at school that he has one of these, but he just doesn't believe me". Bring the brain dead individual that i am, i didn't immediately understand what he was talking about, and thought that he was suggesting that his friend had some sort of parasite or something. Then i noticed THE BOOK under his arm, and asked him to show me what he was talking about. Of course. An ulcer. I reassured Will that his friend very likely did NOT have an ulcer, but maybe was coughing up a little blood just because he had a bad cough.
So if you're looking for information on anything from Acne (To Squeeze or Not to Squeeze) to Vomit (aka Buying the Buick, Doing the Technicolour Yawn, and Running the Stew-Master), let me know. I'm sure we can help you out.
Last night, Will asked me if i knew what an "uhlcar" was. When i said that i didn't, he went on to tell me that it's something you can have that affects the lining of your stomach. He said "I keep telling my friend Jordan at school that he has one of these, but he just doesn't believe me". Bring the brain dead individual that i am, i didn't immediately understand what he was talking about, and thought that he was suggesting that his friend had some sort of parasite or something. Then i noticed THE BOOK under his arm, and asked him to show me what he was talking about. Of course. An ulcer. I reassured Will that his friend very likely did NOT have an ulcer, but maybe was coughing up a little blood just because he had a bad cough.
So if you're looking for information on anything from Acne (To Squeeze or Not to Squeeze) to Vomit (aka Buying the Buick, Doing the Technicolour Yawn, and Running the Stew-Master), let me know. I'm sure we can help you out.
1 comment:
One thing that is great about that book, there are a ton of (obviously) gross things in there. It is wonderful that Will can tell us some of these while we are having dinner. Makes for a good time. Well, at least we can frantically try for that pressure point!
Darren
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